I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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