The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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