I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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