is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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