Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
