I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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