do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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