Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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