So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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