omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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