I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
bring money and cleavage
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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