Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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