it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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