it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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