the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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