i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's great music for shaving your balls
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Randomize
