she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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