that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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