Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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