But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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