Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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