So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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