The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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