Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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