I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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