Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
there's paper in my vomit.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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