I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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