If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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