They should really pass out barf bags in church
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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