I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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