Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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