gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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