I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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