Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Moan for me like Helen Keller
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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