all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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