I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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