i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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