i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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