So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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