yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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