Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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