I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
she smelled like a LAN party
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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