I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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