there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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