ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
420 ftw
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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