Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I want to be your penis for a week.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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