Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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