i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Randomize