if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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