those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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