problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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