her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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