just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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