My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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