dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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